House of Cat

music/art/culture

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 6

Posted on | September 10, 2009 | 2 Comments

“I wanna be David Bowie.”
“But then you’d be almost dead.”
“Yeah, but I’d have had a good life.”

“Dude, how do you fall off a beach cruiser?”

“There’s a mohawk mullet in the punk section.”
“That hair deserves a website.”

“Grandma can freakin’ rip it on the harmonica.”

“I’ve downloaded 15,000 songs. Some of them don’t play, but I still keep ‘em because that’s a lot.”

“The first problem with Hot Topic is you can buy an anarchy shirt with Visa.”

“That’s where I saw the guy in the fur diaper. He was on all four.”

“What month number is February?”

“Is it rude to tell a customer they smell like poop?”
“Maybe you should slip them a discreet note.”

“My favorite Beatles moment is the day I realized I liked Yoko Ono’s music.”

Related Posts
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 1
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 2
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 3
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 4
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 5

If you like this article, please share it. Thanks!
Facebook
Twitter
StumbleUpon
Delicious

Overheard

Comments

2 Responses to “Overheard at the Record Store – Part 6”

  1. hanna thug
    September 11th, 2009 @ 8:50 PM

    my favorite part of life, is being able to read “overheard”. hands down.

  2. Cat Johnson
    September 13th, 2009 @ 8:16 AM

    My favorite thing about posting the “Overheard” series is getting comments. Thanks Ms. Thug!

Leave a Reply