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Overheard at the Record Store – 11

Posted on | January 1, 2010 | 1 Comment

“I’m not sure what to make of that guy.”
“Yeah, the pink mohawk and hate tattoo send conflicting messages.”

“I’m going to paint my bike red, white and blue…cause I’m in the CIA you know.”

“You just hate famous people who are your age.”
“No, I just hate famous people who suck.”

“Ten dollars says that the drunk guy outside, screaming about weed, comes in here in the next five minutes.”

“Unmelted cheese on a burrito? Not cool.”

“That guy is the nicest heroin addict I’ve ever known. I mean it’s nice when someone can be an addict and not involve you in it at all.”

“I’m just blessed with naturally beefy legs.”

“I need a basket for my bike that’s big enough to hold a cake, because that’s what I usually carry.”

“You know you’re in trouble when Hall & Oates is the bright spot of the day.”

“Do you know that guy?”
“Yeah, we went to junior high together. We were the only punks and everybody hated us. It was fun.”

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One Response to “Overheard at the Record Store – 11”

  1. Chelsea Cooper
    April 28th, 2010 @ 2:29 PM

    I’ve heard that drunk guy screaming about weed on my street too! Man, he’s pissed.

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