Overheard at the Record Store-15

Posted on | April 30, 2010 | No Comments

“Don’t you guys have enough pretentious crap from your own generation? Do you have to take it from mine?”

“I’m going to New York, getting a new tattoo and seeing Exene Cervenka in the same week. Life is good.”

“Look, man. If I can’t be drunk in here, then you can’t either.”

“Do you have something really annoying?”
“Why, yes we do.”
“Good. My neighbor thinks that I’m too loud. I’m going to show him loud.”

“He’s playing all 45s, from the ’30s, ’40s and ’50s.”
“Dude, that’s about as legit as you get.”

“I had those headphones. They worked great until my friend stepped on them. Then they didn’t work so good.”

“I was laughing, but inside I was horrified.”

“He does a soul, disco, gothic-industrial kind of thing.”
“Boy, that sounds like a winning combination.”

“Julie London is kind of a one-note artist, but I like that note.”

“You know what’s not ruling? Bartending on 4/20.”

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