Overheard at the Record Store-18

Posted on | September 3, 2010 | No Comments

“Dude, that lady’s been 10 tokes over the line since the ’60s.”

“That show is so cheerfully vulgar—I just love it.”

“My dad started the job of collecting Alice Cooper. But I finished it, man.”

“I had to give that guy my jacket last night. He was wearing cut-off jean shorts, was covered in sweat, and was going to walk to Dennys.”

“Girl, Flock of Seagulls was spectacular.”

“Um…there is a couple slow-dancing in our vinyl section.”

“Yeah, my card might not work bro. It’s pretty rallied.”

“The records are all in good shape, but the bunny ate the edges.”

“If you have peanut shells or wood-chips on your floor as absorbent material, it’s a dive bar. I’m sorry.”

“Have you heard the new Slipknot?”
“No honey, I haven’t.”

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