Overheard at the Record Store – 13
“Thing is, if I spend $150 on a record shelf, that’s $150 I can’t spend on records.”
“How can I be expected to remember that? That was a solid 10 minutes ago.”
“She looks like Wayne Newton. She’s dressed like Wayne Newton too. That’s too bad.”
“Will someone please tell Rod Stewart that it’s over?”
“What are you looking [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – 12
“What do you think of the in-store band?”
“Well, they definitely took care of that pesky customer problem.”
“This is a total midlife crisis buy: Celene Dion next to Ultra Dance and Snoop.”
“That’s not a drum circle – it’s an avalanche of pots and pans.”
“Why are rare records so hard to find?”
“I only know two chords but [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – 11
“I’m not sure what to make of that guy.”
“Yeah, the pink mohawk and hate tattoo send conflicting messages.”
“I’m going to paint my bike red, white and blue…cause I’m in the CIA you know.”
“You just hate famous people who are your age.”
“No, I just hate famous people who suck.”
“Ten dollars says that the drunk guy outside, [...]
Overheard at the Record Store-Part 10
“There are a lot of people I’d like to have wish me a Merry Christmas. Phil Spector is not one of them.”
“Did I ever tell you the story of when I got hot sauce up my nose?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Sit down dude. This one’s going to take a minute.”
“I remember when Michael Jackson died.”
“Look at [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 9
“That candy made me feel awful. I’m going to go get some beer.”
“This is my friend’s band bro. If you’re into anything good, you’ll love this.”
“A bunch of people playing “All of Me” on the uke. How can you have a bad day?”
“Here’s how you deal with that guy: no eye contact and monosyllabic answers. [...]
