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Overheard at the Record Store-15

“Don’t you guys have enough pretentious crap from your own generation? Do you have to take it from mine?” “I’m going to New York, getting a new tattoo and seeing Exene Cervenka in the same week. Life is good.” “Look, man. If I can’t be drunk in here, then you can’t either.” “Do you have [...]

Overheard at the Record Store -14

“Um…remind me to cross Muskogee off my list of stuff to go to.” “You should see that guy’s astrological chart. It’s a disaster.” “Dude. Maximum lack of trying right there.” “Scratched? What do you mean? I don’t see any scratches.” “Try the eyes-opened method of looking.” “Did you just smell me?” “His shoes don’t match, [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – 13

“Thing is, if I spend $150 on a record shelf, that’s $150 I can’t spend on records.” “How can I be expected to remember that? That was a solid 10 minutes ago.” “She looks like Wayne Newton. She’s dressed like Wayne Newton too. That’s too bad.” “Will someone please tell Rod Stewart that it’s over?” [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – 12

“What do you think of the in-store band?” “Well, they definitely took care of that pesky customer problem.” “This is a total midlife crisis buy: Celene Dion next to Ultra Dance and Snoop.” “That’s not a drum circle – it’s an avalanche of pots and pans.” “Why are rare records so hard to find?” “I [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – 11

“I’m not sure what to make of that guy.” “Yeah, the pink mohawk and hate tattoo send conflicting messages.” “I’m going to paint my bike red, white and blue…cause I’m in the CIA you know.” “You just hate famous people who are your age.” “No, I just hate famous people who suck.” “Ten dollars says [...]

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