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Overheard at the Record Store-Part 10

“There are a lot of people I’d like to have wish me a Merry Christmas. Phil Spector is not one of them.” “Did I ever tell you the story of when I got hot sauce up my nose?” “I don’t think so.” “Sit down dude. This one’s going to take a minute.” “I remember when [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 9

“That candy made me feel awful. I’m going to go get some beer.” “This is my friend’s band bro. If you’re into anything good, you’ll love this.” “A bunch of people playing “All of Me” on the uke. How can you have a bad day?” “Here’s how you deal with that guy: no eye contact [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 8

“Well, I do live in a van with six dudes, but other than that everything’s cool.” “That woman is trouble. Trouble growing right out of the crazy tree.” “The low point of the day was when some guy tried to hit on me in the port-a-potty line.” “When was the last time you saw a [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 7

“Do you want to do debit or credit?”“Wait…what?” “First Burning Man, then Symbiosis then Earthdance. By the time he gets finished he’s going to have one brain cell left.” “What’s your problem man? You’re always helping everybody.” “I used to think that George Thorogood was my dad.” “The first time I dropped the needle on [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 6

“I wanna be David Bowie.” “But then you’d be almost dead.” “Yeah, but I’d have had a good life.” “Dude, how do you fall off a beach cruiser?” “There’s a mohawk mullet in the punk section.” “That hair deserves a website.” “Grandma can freakin’ rip it on the harmonica.” “I’ve downloaded 15,000 songs. Some of [...]

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