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Overheard at the Record Store – Part 9

“That candy made me feel awful. I’m going to go get some beer.” “This is my friend’s band bro. If you’re into anything good, you’ll love this.” “A bunch of people playing “All of Me” on the uke. How can you have a bad day?” “Here’s how you deal with that guy: no eye contact [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 6

“I wanna be David Bowie.” “But then you’d be almost dead.” “Yeah, but I’d have had a good life.” “Dude, how do you fall off a beach cruiser?” “There’s a mohawk mullet in the punk section.” “That hair deserves a website.” “Grandma can freakin’ rip it on the harmonica.” “I’ve downloaded 15,000 songs. Some of [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 5

“Skip lunch. Buy this record.” “My biggest concern with a fire evacuation is that my car couldn’t carry all my records.” “Anyone who samples The Cure is alright with me.” “She is dankity dank dank.” “I don’t know what that means.” “You have to go to the Asparagus Festival so you can try an aspargarita.” [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 4

“What’s the longest time anyone has ever spent in space?” “Dude, Sigourney Weaver spent like sixteen years.” “Look at the listening station right now. We’ve got a double-whammy of crazy.” “Get me in the right mood and I like everything.” “You should totally get this record. Oh. It’s $1.95. Nevermind.” (?) “I need some new [...]

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