Overheard at the Record Store – Part 9
“That candy made me feel awful. I’m going to go get some beer.”
“This is my friend’s band bro. If you’re into anything good, you’ll love this.”
“A bunch of people playing “All of Me” on the uke. How can you have a bad day?”
“Here’s how you deal with that guy: no eye contact and monosyllabic answers. [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 8
“Well, I do live in a van with six dudes, but other than that everything’s cool.”
“That woman is trouble. Trouble growing right out of the crazy tree.”
“The low point of the day was when some guy tried to hit on me in the port-a-potty line.”
“When was the last time you saw a bedazzled chin dimple?”
“Yes, [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 7
“Do you want to do debit or credit?”“Wait…what?”
“First Burning Man, then Symbiosis then Earthdance. By the time he gets finished he’s going to have one brain cell left.”
“What’s your problem man? You’re always helping everybody.”
“I used to think that George Thorogood was my dad.”
“The first time I dropped the needle on Revolver and heard that [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – Part 3
“Who’s Pearl Jam?”
“If he took Final Fantasy home, we’re seriously not going to see him for like two months.”
“He put on one of the best shows I’ve ever seen – considering how old he is and that he’s a crack addict.”
“You’re Swiss right? Want some Swedish polkas?”
“Her character is very morally compromised…which is good.”
“Where’s your [...]
Overheard at the Record Store – part 1
“Dude, the new Whitesnake kicks ass. It seriously kicks ass bro.”
“I like lacy gothic girls – not rubbery.”
“Sir, I know what a train is. Please stop.”
Youngster holding a record: “Dad, look at this big cd.”
“I smoke outside. I don’t care about my lungs but I don’t want to ruin my records.”
“Someone told me that Sublime [...]
