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Overheard at the Record Store – Part 8

“Well, I do live in a van with six dudes, but other than that everything’s cool.” “That woman is trouble. Trouble growing right out of the crazy tree.” “The low point of the day was when some guy tried to hit on me in the port-a-potty line.” “When was the last time you saw a [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 7

“Do you want to do debit or credit?”“Wait…what?” “First Burning Man, then Symbiosis then Earthdance. By the time he gets finished he’s going to have one brain cell left.” “What’s your problem man? You’re always helping everybody.” “I used to think that George Thorogood was my dad.” “The first time I dropped the needle on [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 6

“I wanna be David Bowie.” “But then you’d be almost dead.” “Yeah, but I’d have had a good life.” “Dude, how do you fall off a beach cruiser?” “There’s a mohawk mullet in the punk section.” “That hair deserves a website.” “Grandma can freakin’ rip it on the harmonica.” “I’ve downloaded 15,000 songs. Some of [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 5

“Skip lunch. Buy this record.” “My biggest concern with a fire evacuation is that my car couldn’t carry all my records.” “Anyone who samples The Cure is alright with me.” “She is dankity dank dank.” “I don’t know what that means.” “You have to go to the Asparagus Festival so you can try an aspargarita.” [...]

Overheard at the Record Store – Part 4

“What’s the longest time anyone has ever spent in space?” “Dude, Sigourney Weaver spent like sixteen years.” “Look at the listening station right now. We’ve got a double-whammy of crazy.” “Get me in the right mood and I like everything.” “You should totally get this record. Oh. It’s $1.95. Nevermind.” (?) “I need some new [...]

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